What did the tooth say to the
| Teeth jokes
What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"
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How many Java programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St.
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, “Uh-oh cover your ears he’s going to be really mad now”!