This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
| Religious jokes
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When the
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place… Tower: “Sir, do you need any assistance?” Cobra: “I don’t know Tower, we ain’t done crashin’ yet.”