Are you going to take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
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Why wouldn't the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
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Do you think my skin is starting to show its
| Old age jokes
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
| Children jokes
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!