One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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When do burgers quit their jobs?
| Burger jokes
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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There are bats hanging of a branch
| Various animal jokes
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.