Are you going to take a bath?

Q. What do you instantly know

| Men jokes

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Q: What has got four legs and an arm?

| Dog jokes

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to

| Teeth jokes

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and

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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and

| Various animal jokes

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a coup

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Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.