Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Q: What did
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything'
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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
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As a female
| Police jokes
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!