What is musical and
| Music jokes
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
| Dirty jokes
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car
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Q: What did the blonde do
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?'
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Happiness Of Life
| Vietnamese
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. ""To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,"" the American said. ""You American
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Far away in the tropical waters of the
| Fishing jokes
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. “Yes,” replied the murderer. “Will you hold my hand?”