Happiness Of Life

When is an English teacher like a judge?

| Judge jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel

| School jokes

Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

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The world is divided into two groups. There

| Business jokes

The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don't know are also in two groups. One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn! But then, there are those who don't know, and do

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A math student who used to come to the

| Bicycle jokes

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T

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A man is driving along in the Irish

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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well,

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An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life.

“”To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,”” the American said.

“”You Americans are not romantic at all””, the French injected, “”Spending a lovely evening with my lover, walking along the Seine river, and having a romantic dinner on top of the Eiffel tower. That is happiness of life.””

“”You call those things happiness””, the Vietnamese said, “”then you two still don’t understand life at all. Imagine this. You are sleeping soundly at night in Saigon. Then suddenly you hear loud knocks on your front door. You hear loud voices, ‘Mr. Nguyen Van Binh, open the door!’. Awaked with fear, you rush out and open the door. Right there, you see two secret policemen ready to handcuff you. One man say to you, ‘Mr. Nguyen Van Binh, you are under arrest for your anti-revolutionary activities. You are being sent to the re-educational camp for an undetermined period of time. Sweating profusely and shaking uncontrollably, you reply to them, ‘Comrades, Mr. Nguyen Van Binh lives next door.’ That moment is the ultimate happiness of life, my friends.””