Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old
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A prisoner at
| Criminal jokes
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When yo
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
| Horse jokes
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian
| Marriage jokes
The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Br
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A seargent is
| Police jokes
A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first cadet answers, "That's easy, we'll
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Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !