Did you hear about the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
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What is the first thing that
| Vampire jokes
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
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There are bats hanging of a branch
| Various animal jokes
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
| Teeth jokes
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
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Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections