Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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Why should you never watch a video with a
| Dog jokes
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
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When our second child was on the way, my wife
| Parent jokes
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so
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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
| Police jokes
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to w
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Two little boys were
| Restaurant jokes
Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water." One of the little boys looked up and quavered
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one? – I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.