Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
| Blonde jokes
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
| Sport jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told
| Book title jokes
The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”. The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first”.