What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
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What do you call a vampire
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
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Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
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Slim walked into his local post office
| Idiot and fool jokes
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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Another customer called Tech Support to say
| Computer jokes
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
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Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.