Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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There were three guys in a bar. Two are
| Marriage jokes
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoo
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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Where would you put an injured insect ?
| Insect jokes
Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
| Witch jokes
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.