A software verifier read in the Bible
| Computer jokes
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"
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Did you hear about the stupid
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
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Where do you find a down-and-out
| Various animal jokes
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !