What did the tooth say to the
| Teeth jokes
What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
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Q: How many lead trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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A sailor in the Navy who had been at
| Military jokes
A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to m
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
| Various animal jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!