Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
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What do you call an unusual rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Why did the cowboy's car stop?
| Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
| Bird jokes
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
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A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: “I have missed you so much and I can’t wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to meet me, and I want you to bring the station wagon and have a mattress ready in the back so we can do “it” as soon as I step ashore.” The young lady who was just as anxious to make love, sent him a reply: “I will get the station wagon ready as you said, but you had better be the first one off that ship, sailor, because I am not checking I.D. cards.”