What do you call a pickled aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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I can't find a shark website....
| Internet jokes
I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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Q: How many baby sitters
| Baby jokes
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
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What does a bee say before it
| Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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I saw a pen in a
| Idiot and fool jokes
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned t
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No, Chinese Jews.” “Are you sure?” Al asked. “I will check again, sir,” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere.” When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews.” “Are you really sure?” Al asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.” “Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chin ese Jews.”