Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
| Ethnic jokes
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top
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General Minh
| Vietnamese
Note: The characters' speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r's and l's should be merged into an intermediate sound. When South Vietnam was nearing its end, and General Minh was in charge, a popular artist came to him and asked to make a statue in his honor (at government expense).
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How many cops does it take to
| Police jokes
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I’m Shaquille O’Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died.” So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America’s potential future President”. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, “I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die.” So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, th e Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, “I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute”. The boy replies “No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute for you. America’s most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag.”