First cannibal: I don't know
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
| Bus jokes
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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What US state has the most cows?
| Cow jokes
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
| Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b
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What do vampires put on their turkey at
| Christmas jokes
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !