Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
| School jokes
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
| Fishing jokes
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He the
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Jeb and Eudell, University of
| College jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
| Witch jokes
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller
| Business jokes
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!