What do you call an alien

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My

| Parent jokes

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

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On the first day his son joined the family

| Business jokes

On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. 'Now,' said his father,

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If you're fishing on ice, you should

| Fishing jokes

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

| Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,

| Christmas jokes

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.