One day in the Garden of
| Men jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c
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How did the flea learn to use the
| Internet jokes
How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
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Two psychologists meet at their
| Mental health jokes
Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years o
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My boyfriend thinks I'm
| Beauty jokes
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”