Why did Dracula go to the

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

A policeman stops a car and suggests an

| Police jokes

A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn't working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it

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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours. The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!

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