What did the elephant say when it saw the
| Dog jokes
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
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A policeman had a perfect spot
| Police jokes
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
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a guy was teased everywhere of his
| Hair and bald jokes
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!
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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
| Parent jokes
Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.