Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
| School jokes
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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What did the spider say when he broke his new
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
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Why men like to fishing so much?
| Fishing jokes
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
| Aviation jokes
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Fred and Edna went to the fair an
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A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn’t working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it to their little kid on the backseat- also positive! The ashamed policeman lets them go. They take off and the man says to his wife: – And you kept telling me: don’t give the kid any alcohol, don’t give the kid any alcohol!!