Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
| Face jokes
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
| Car and train jokes
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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A history joke
| School jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Who's aardvark's favorite male
| Aardvark jokes
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
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What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.