Big Brother: That planet
| Brother and sister jokes
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
| Dog jokes
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
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Where do hogs keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
| Dead and dying jokes
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.