What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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What do you call a cat that has just
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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USAir recently introduced a special
| Aviation jokes
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pour
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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
| Car and train jokes
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.