A man wrote a letter to a small

What happened when a man fell in love

| Teeth jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

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Tourist: The flies are awfully

| Travel and tourist jokes

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?” An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”