Waiter, there’s a fly in my

When is a pig an

| Pig jokes

When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

There were three guys in an

| Aviation jokes

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she s

What's the difference between an angler and a

| Fishing jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

New camper: I

| Humor jokes

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

Men are like old

| Men jokes

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.