It was about a month
| Religious jokes
It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every w
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IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
| Idiot and fool jokes
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
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Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
| Time jokes
Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.
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These two construction workers always noticed
| Business jokes
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. ‘Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked his father suspiciously. ‘It’s OK, Dad,’ replied John, ‘I’ve traded the TV in for it.