What does an astronaut do

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

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Should the cabin

| Aviation jokes

Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.

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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million

| Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at

| Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off: