Why do hamburgers feel sad at

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take

| Car and train jokes

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -

| Cat jokes

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who

| Christmas jokes

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

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What does a queen bee do when she burps

| Insect jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

| Dead and dying jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!