After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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There are only two four letter words that are
| Men jokes
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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What did the worm say to the other when he was
| Insect jokes
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Why does Bill Clinton wear
| Clinton jokes
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.