Two aliens landed

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

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Policeman: Why did

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Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for

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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who shoul

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Mommy, all the kids at school

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Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true? "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!

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Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien. `Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.