Why was Easter the aardvark’s

A number twelve walks into a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.

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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?

| Monster jokes

HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What language do birds speak ?

| Bird jokes

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

| Cow jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!

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The congregation was sitting and waiting for

| Religious jokes

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their mask

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Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!