Waiter, what is this bug doing on
| Restaurant jokes
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
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How do footballers send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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Q: What do blondes do
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
| Car and train jokes
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
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After she woke
| Marriage jokes
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?