What do hurricanes most like to eat for
| Weather jokes
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got
| Car and train jokes
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
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A old snake goes to see
| Snake jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't t
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Customer: That crust on
| Waiter jokes
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.