Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
| Beauty jokes
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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What's a man idea of helping with the
| Men jokes
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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Do robots have sisters ?
| Brother and sister jokes
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
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Q: How can you tell who is a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!