Will I ever be able to race my horse again the
| Horse jokes
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
| Cow jokes
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a
| Ethnic jokes
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, di
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Q1: What vehicle does
| Dinosaur jokes
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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One vampire to the
| Vampire jokes
One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!