When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
| Cat jokes
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
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Why did God invent economists?
| Accountant jokes
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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Q: How do you keep a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Why did the banana go out with the
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !