Three men die in a car accident
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second ma
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Why won't the witch
| Pig jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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What did the rich socialite's parrot
| Bird jokes
What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
| Birthday jokes
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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‘I’m not going to school today,’ Alexander said to his mother. ‘The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me. ‘Why ?’ ‘Firstly, you’re 35 years old. Secondly, you’re the principal.