Who succeeded the first President of the USA
| History jokes
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his
| Snake jokes
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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Q: How many UPM's does it take
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !