Before performing a baptism, the priest
| Religious jokes
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today
| School jokes
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
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Why did God create women?
| Dirty jokes
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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How did Dairy Queen get
| Dirty jokes
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We’re raising mashed potatoes.