Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
| Halloween jokes
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!