Mum: From now on your going to have free
| Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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And hows yer wife, Pat?
| Marriage jokes
And hows yer wife, Pat? "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
| Old age jokes
An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
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Yo mama so poor
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
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What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud!