Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears

Which kind of ink do you put in your

| Computer jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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Psychiatrist: Well, what's

| Mental health jokes

Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself. Patient: Really? How do your like yours - fried or boiled?'

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

| Various animal jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson

| Sport jokes

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she

| Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.