How can you tell when witches are carrying
| Time jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
| Blonde jokes
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
| Beauty jokes
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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What's the difference between your finger and
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked. “He was ninety-eight,” she answered softly. “Two years oder than I am.” “Really?” the undertaker said. “Hardly worth going home, wouldn’t you say?”