Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
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Why wouldn't the bird
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
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Why is politics for the birds?
| Bird jokes
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
| Police jokes
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
| Banana jokes
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!